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Ok, so part of the whole Philosophus 4=7 Grade is that one of its vice is Lust. I have to avoid lust for lust's sake.

Here are some things I can no longer engage in for the next 6 months purely for satisfying lust:

99 Change Hands Jedi Hand Trick One Handed Tae Kwon Do Beating the Bishop Making the Bald man Puke Making the Bald man Pewk Choking the Chicken Painting the Walls Jerkin the Gerkin Flogging the Dolphin Waxing the Flagpole Spanking the Monkey	Wifeysworld.com
ideepthroat.com	Slap-Box the bark off my wood Spend some quality time with the hostages Paddle the two-toned trouser trout Rough up the suspect March the German Soldier Rub the Elf Han Solo Rub one out Crack one off

In addition, I also cannot:

Take herman to the circus
Tame the beef weasel
Pat the robertson
Frost the pastries
Dance with johnny one-eye
Blast off to baywatch
Bludgeon the beefcake
Box the bald champ
Burp the worm
Butter the corn
Choke kojak
Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
Play tug-of-war with the cyclops
Strangle the midget
Summon the genie
Keep down the census
Let loose the juice
Pan for white gold
Pump gas at the self service island
Make the hooded cobra spit
Turn Japanese
Whip up some sour cream
Tweak the twinkie
Yank the yam