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So far its only 2 out of 3 tonight. J. is away staying with his buddy. Even one of the cats has buggered off. Delilah wanted to go out. "I want to go out" "no" "I want to go out" "No, its dark outside, and you'll only be out there for two minutes anyway" "I want to go out" "You've been out three times today already" "I want to go out" "Alright - Jeesus, get off my case will ya?" "I want to go out" "okay, okay, okay" I let her out. Two minutes later: "Let me in" "Hang on" "Let me in" "I'm playing poker, hang on" "Let me in" "IN A MINUTE!" "Let me in" "Grrrrrr" "Let me in" "Okay, okay, okay." I opened the door to let her in and Xena, who had been in stealth mode, appeared out of nowhere and shot out the door before I could stop her. "XENA!" "Piss off" "C'mon baby, c'mon in" "Piss off" "C'mon let me just-" "Piss off" "FINE! FUCKING STAY OUT THERE!" Now, every 15 minutes I wander futiley around the whole house, making kissing noises and calling for Xena. This is not uncommon. This happens so often in fact that the neighbors have called it in, and I understand that Lucy Lawless now has a restraining order against me. Oh woe is me.
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Name: Catpewk
Age: 43
Status: Separated
Kids: Yes
Cats: Yes
Fish: Yes
Dogs: No
Lemurs: No
Profession: Geek
Passion: Writer
Religion: In Progress
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