This past week, I have bitten my tongue twice in freak carrot-eating accidents; Scraped my thumb and forefinger raw in a freak (and I might add unsuccessful) shower-washer-replacing accident, burned the same thumb and forefinger in a freak desk-putting-together accident, and I have no idea what the hell my left nut thinks it is doing, but it apparently either wants to leave or hide in my pelvic cavity, I'm not sure which. I have a blister on my left foot. My neck aches. My tongue is raw from all the bloody carrots and chewing gum I have been chewing, and my jaw has started making unfamiliar and unexpected noises. I have also put on between 5 and 10lbs in the last two months. There are days when it really sucks to be me...
Name: Catpewk
Age: 43
Status: Separated
Kids: Yes
Cats: Yes
Fish: Yes
Dogs: No
Lemurs: No
Profession: Geek
Passion: Writer
Religion: In Progress