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Catpewk's Midlife Crisis Catpewk member since 05/2003 386+ entries Gold Edition

Description: The Diary of a Married geek searching for answers to Life, the Universe and Everything.

Strengths: Can string together coherent sentences. Understands the Fundamental Oneness of All Things. Likes blowjobs.

Weaknesses: Merlot. A penchant for the dramatic. Believes the World is going to end in eight years. Has proof.

Turn Ons: Wifey yawning.

Turn Offs: Short, Redneck Presidents.

Religion: Pagan-Wiccan-Jewish-Mystical-Rosicrucian-Spiritualistic-Taoism So There.