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2003-10-08 - 7:25 a.m.
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prostituee asked a good question today, which basically boils down to this: Why do most guys have a problem with threeways involving 2 males and one female?

I've talked with R. about this before, and its seems we guys we have a very unbalanced approach to threesomes. 2 girls and one guy is ok. That's the natural order of things, with man spreading his seed amongst as many women as possible. 2 guys and one girl we find dodgy, because now we have to have a cave-man power play to establish dominance. And there's also the fear of brushing up against something unexpected. Some guys are afraid of catching 'gay'. Which is wierd because when we go to a library, we don't catch 'smart'.

Sorry prostituee, I sympathize, I really do, but there are male ego issues involved here unfortunately. On balance, most mature guys would rather devote their time to one woman in bed, since we only have one horn of plenty, and it ain't that plentiful. So unless one of the women is going to turn into a pizza and a six pack, we have one woman too many in the bedroom...

Since we're exploring the male psyche this morning, someone sent me this email, which I will now post for your edification. I don't agree with all of them (I not a big sports fan) but there's a degree of truth in some of them, and they're good for a laugh, anyway :)

Man's

Perspective


We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are 'OUR' rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

  • 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
  • 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
  • 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
  • 1. Crying is blackmail.
  • 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
  • 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
  • 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
  • 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  • 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,all comments become null and void after 7 days.
  • 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  • 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
  • 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
  • 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
  • 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  • 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
  • 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
  • 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
  • 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
  • 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
  • 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
  • 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
  • 1. You have enough clothes.
  • 1. You have too many shoes.
  • 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
  • 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

    Have a great Humpday, even if you don't get humped :>

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