http://www.nowbetterthis.biz/l/105/index.htm

I love that line "not like the other sites that imitate these products". Oh yeah? If your product is so legit, why are you sending out cheapass junkmail from a lame .biz address? Huh? Answer that while you're off your meds.

And another thing, do you not get the whole concept of spam filters? They are designed to stop people getting emails they don't want. You think by running your crap through morse-code generator its suddenly going to make people leap up from their chairs and shout 'M.y G.od! I was wr.ong! I act.ually do ne.ed Diaz.epam!'

Get the hell out of the genepool ya lamer. You're fucking it up for the rest of us!

URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

I am Alhaji Mohammed Abacha, the son of the late Nigerian Head of State who died on the 8th of June 1998 while in active services.

Following the sudden death of my father, General Sani Abacha, the present Civilian Government has thrown my family and I into a state of utter confusion, frustration,and hopelessness. I have been subjected to

inhuman physical and physiological torture, incarceration by the security Agents in my country. I was only recently released from detention after been arraigned before the Federal High Court of Nigeria for an offence committed by my late father.

The incumbent civilian administration of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo has intensified his probe into my

late father's activities while in the office and he has frozen all our local and foreign accounts together

with other assets of my family as a retaliation for what my late father did to him when he was alive as

the Head of the Military regime in Nigeria. As a matter of fact, we have been declared bankrupt and

they are not relenting to make us poor for life.

As a man that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with anybody within my country as all those who benefited immensely during the regime of my late father have openly abandoned all my family.

MY REASONS FOR CONTACTING YOU.

I got your contacts through my personal research and out of desperation decided to reach you through this

medium.

You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money

deposited by my late father in different Banks and security firms abroad. Some of these banks and

security firms willingly gave-up/divulge their banking secrets and disclosed to the present civilian

administration of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, all my family's cash lodgement and monetary transactions with

them.

Please my dear, I repose great confidence in you and I hope you will not betray my confidence in you.

I have secretly deposited the sum of $20,000,000.00 with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for

now until we open communications. The money is contained in a metal box consignment with Security

Deposit Number.

I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your Bank account for safekeeping. This

arrangement is known to you and my junior brother (Abbas) only. So I will deal directly with you. I am

proposing a 20% share of the fund to you for your kind assistance. I shall provide for you all the documents

of the fund deposit with the security firm, and raise a power of attorney `to enable you claim and receive

this fund into your bank account.

Also this transaction demands absolute

confidentiality. On no condition must you disclose it to anybody irrespective of your relation with the person. Remember, Loose lips sinks ship

I am looking forward to your urgent and positive response via my email above.

Best regards

Alhaji Mohammed Abacha.

View this website for more info

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/africa/newsid_909000/909972.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/africa/newsid_877000/877113.stm

Loose lips sink ships? Where are we? Back in London Underground while Hitler's bombing the crap out the city? I must admit the tone and grammar of these letters has improved quite considerably recently. What saddens me though is that for every Nigerian idiot that wants to pull of this scam, there is at least one greedy US idiot who thinks its real. Oh well, I hope they'll both be very happy together.

Today is Tuesday, and since I've just wasted about half and hour on this drivel, I guess I better get some work done, if I intend to get out of here before Christmas 2005...