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What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?

No clue. Can�t remember the last name either. First name was Tracy.

What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?

Jockey briefs. Maroon with Navy trim.

What is the song you want played at your funeral?

I have three: Amazing Grace, It won�t rain all the time and Spirit in the Sky.

What would your last meal be before getting executed?

Fillet Steak, mashed potatoes, sauteed mushrooms, cheesecake and a bottle of Blackstone Napa Valley Merlot (The �97 preferably)

Beatles or Stones?

Beatles.

If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?

Dubya

The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?

Can�t think of anyone.

What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?

Legs. Maybe eyes. Or Hair. No, Legs. Or eyes.

If you could have any super power what would it be?

To be able to answer any question I am asked on any subject, or about any person, completely and utterly accurately.

Favorite hangover cure?

Water, Tylenol and Multi-vitamin before bedtime.

How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

4 glasses of wine is the tipsy/drunk crossover mark. Or about 6 bottles of beer. Which is four and a half pints.

Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?

Don�t mind. I do like the collar and cuffs to match, however�

If you had to be: blind or deaf?

Deaf. Most of what I hear is bullshit anyway.

Do you have any psychiatric problems?

Yeah, my medical plan doesn�t cover shrinks. That�s my problem.

Siblings that should go to rehab?

No.

Least favorite month?

January, I guess.

First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?

Tom Thumb

Favorite person in the whole world?

My wife.

When's the last time you went on a date?

We�re married, but I guess we kind of went on one last weekend, while J. wasn�t here.

Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?

I don�t like movies that are gratuitously violent. I don�t like dirty movies that are not real dirty movies. Like the crap you see on Cinemax and Showtime on Friday nights. That�s just messed up.

Fall or spring?

Fall, because the holiday season is approaching. And because I miss it. Fall in Texas is on a Wednesday�

Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?

Can�t remember her name. But I was 19 and she gave me the clap.

If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?

Ru-Paul :>

Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?

Why the fuck would I want to live if I were old and brittle? I intend to be old and feisty.

Who is the person you can count on most?

Myself

If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?

Sigourney Weaver, Lauren Bacall, Cybil Shepherd (as long as she�s on her meds),Barbra Streisand, Angelina Jolie, Elizabeth Hurley, Raquel Welch, Jerry Ryan (7 of 9), Jolene Blalock (T�pol).

What books have you pretended you've read?

Why would anyone pretend to read a book?

What's a word you would use to describe your life?

Strange.

Favorite drinking game?

Free the Monsters.

What did you dream last night?

Don�t remember

Favorite bands?

ELO, Jethro Tull, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Eagles, Poison, Pet Shop Boys, Bon Jovi, Guns �n� Roses, Frankie goes to Hollywood, Manfred Mann, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Doors and many many more!