Latest Older Game Over Player 1 2004-11-03 - 8:13 a.m. It was Missouri. But it doesn't really matter now, does it? Thanks to the dumbing down of America's youth by our No Child Left a Braincell program, the GOP picked up a mandate for this country. The mandate appears to be this: uuugh! Kill! Kill! Foreigners bad! Minorities bad! White Straight Christians Good! Kill everyone else! If boxx9000 lived in Oklahoma, she would now be in danger of losing her teaching job, since she is a divorced mother. Anyone woman planning on getting raped in the next four years better go do it now while you can still get an abortion, because you will lose the right to choose when this government appoints the next Supreme Court Justice. Just as Gore predicted in the 2000 race. Anyone who is not a Christian better remove all symbols of their beliefs before going out in public. In fact it might be safer to just burn a cross into your forehead. If you have any teenagers approaching recruiting age, I suggest you shoot them in the head right now. It's less painful than getting them shipped home in half a dozen pieces from whatever country Bush chooses to fuck with next. To my staffer stalker out there: You guys did your best, I know. You'll get 'em in 2008. If I'm still here then, drop me and email - I'll help. If there isn't a civil war before then, of course.... Name: Catpewk Age: 43 Status: Separated Kids: Yes Cats: Yes Fish: Yes Dogs: No Lemurs: No Profession: Geek Passion: Writer Religion: In Progress Photos Leave a Note Email Catpewk All Your Comments are Belong to Us Profile PaganNews.com Start a Diary Write a Note Previous Next