Talking to God on the big gold telephoneTalking to God on the big gold telephone 2005-01-14 - 8:34 a.m.
Everyone gets fifteen minutes of fame. I haven't had mine yet. I expect it will happen sometime in the next ten years. Either for some great philosophical insight, or for a new book, or for outstanding contributions to the field of projectile vomiting. One day, I shall be in a crowded press conference, with cameras snapping all around me, and TV cameras beaming my smile, chubby mug all over the planet. After a small, grateful speech I will field questions from reporters. The first will undoubtedly be 'What's that gross lump on your clothing?' And then, finally, I shall find the missing loogey I hocked up this morning...
Name: Catpewk
Age: 43
Status: Separated
Kids: Yes
Cats: Yes
Fish: Yes
Dogs: No
Lemurs: No
Profession: Geek
Passion: Writer
Religion: In Progress