There is an indescribable feeling of lightness and relief that comes with the successful passing, through one's anus, of an object the size, shape and consistency of the business end of a morning staff flail. Ahhhhhhhhhhh.....
Name: Catpewk
Age: 43
Status: Separated
Kids: Yes
Cats: Yes
Fish: Yes
Dogs: No
Lemurs: No
Profession: Geek
Passion: Writer
Religion: In Progress