Latest Older Ouch. 2005-08-18 - 11:21 a.m. This past week, I have bitten my tongue twice in freak carrot-eating accidents; Scraped my thumb and forefinger raw in a freak (and I might add unsuccessful) shower-washer-replacing accident, burned the same thumb and forefinger in a freak desk-putting-together accident, and I have no idea what the hell my left nut thinks it is doing, but it apparently either wants to leave or hide in my pelvic cavity, I'm not sure which. I have a blister on my left foot. My neck aches. My tongue is raw from all the bloody carrots and chewing gum I have been chewing, and my jaw has started making unfamiliar and unexpected noises. I have also put on between 5 and 10lbs in the last two months. There are days when it really sucks to be me... Name: Catpewk Age: 43 Status: Separated Kids: Yes Cats: Yes Fish: Yes Dogs: No Lemurs: No Profession: Geek Passion: Writer Religion: In Progress Photos Leave a Note Email Catpewk All Your Comments are Belong to Us Profile PaganNews.com Start a Diary Write a Note Previous Next