7 things to do before I die:
- Get a real degree
- Write another book, a really decent one
- find a way to avoid dying
- find a way to avoid aging
- con a ship
- colonize another planet
- Discover the meaning of life and the purpose of death, and the nature of God.7 things I can do:
- Write
- Teach
- Lead
- Program (and not just a VCR thank you)
- Philosophize
- Tell Truth to Power
- Think
7 things I can't do:
- Clean windows on a tall building
- Be cruel to children or animals
- Take President Bush seriously
- Fit into the clothes I wore in college
- Speak, read or write Mandarin Chinese
- Believe my 17 year old stepson
- See my willy over my belly.
7 things that attract me to a woman (change as neccesary):
- Attitude
- Intelligence
- Eyes
- Hair
- Legs
- Personal Hygiene
- Ability to suck-start a leaf blower
7 things I say most often:
- How are you doing?
- What's next?
- Not so much
- Happy to help
- Yes
- Do you need anything?
- No, you drop your gun.
7 celebrity crushes:
- Angelina Jolie
- Sandra Bullock
- Nia Peeples
- Sigourney Weaver
- Mila Jovovoich
- Jamie Pressley
- Geena Davis
7 people I'd like to do in this list: (Assuming I was single and they were single). These are in alphabetical order!
- chickpea981
- greenwitch
- hissandtell
- pantypulldwn
- tia-marie
- trancejen
- yoyotech
Happy Saturday morning. Just woke up after dreaming I was a drug runner delivering crack or something to some guy, and got paid in crack, for which I promptly got busted.